Overheard in the Car

A: Mommy, can you turn Patch off so we can talk about something?  (Patch is the character on a children's tape we listen to.)
S: Sure honey, what do you want to talk about?
A:  I want to talk about Pharoah.  Pharoah had a hard heart and God made all those plagues cause he disobeyed.

And then she proceeded to tell me 8/10 plagues.  She got the last two, boils and the river turning to blood, with a little prompting.

Another day...

A:  Can you turn Patch off so we can talk about something?
S:  What do you want to talk about?
A: They had to kill a lot of animals.  (Regarding the story on the news lately of the 50-some exotic animals that had to be shot after their owner let them out.)
A: But that's okay cause then they could have ribs.  They'd have to shoot 'em first and then get a knife and cut them open to get the ribs out.  Yummie!

S

Update:  And then yesterday I find her with a small pink teddy and a play knife:
A: Look mommy, I'm cutting him.
S: What are you trying to do?
A: I'm getting the ribs out.